The name is Wess and this is my book.

I am awesome and you must know that. I see no reason in living life to the fullest, so I don’t. If I had the ability to change the past, I wouldn’t. I am content with myself, but I dislike who I am. Psychics don’t exist and neither do unicorns. I like being nice to others, standing out in a crowd, and cake.

Oh and cookies, I like cookies.

I have no life, so don’t try and give me one because I don’t need your help. I hate being ignored and pickles suck. Who Said Romance Is Dead is my favorite song and yeah my favorite actress happens to be a porn star. Memories are nothing to hold on to, they will just hold you back.

I want you to understand that I don’t give a shit about what you think and you must know that no matter how many people you meet, I will always be the greatest of them all. I’m not afraid to back down, but I rarely fight. I learn from others, but I know nothing.

Water isn’t wet until you touch it and if a tree falls in the middle of a forest and there is no one around to hear it, it does make a sound. Music is essential and so is air. Star Ocean is the longest and hardest role playing game ever made. Lazy boy tells the truth and the government tells lies. Area-51 is a place in New Mexico and nothing more. Googol is the biggest number with a name, and negative googol is the smallest. We live to die and that’s it.

By the way, death is the number one killer of anything living and only 9 out of every 10 people die in their life time.

Best friends are always the hardest to lose, but the first ones to go. We are all born equal, but quite a few of us eventually get over it. Water is great for the body, but vodka tastes better. Vegetarians don’t eat meat, but I do. I’m a proud member of PETA. Lies are coming back in style and so is stupidity. Now everybody’s singing LA! La La La, La La La.

I mostly copy others, but I am not a conformist. Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care. Common sense is very rare. I believe the surest sign that there is life else where in the universe is that none of them have ever tried to contact us. Saturn makes some freaky sounds.

Your friends are your life and when you lose them you’ve lost everything. Don’t talk smack, beat their face in. There are only three colors that don’t have a word that rhyme with them, can you name them? People say that life is not that simple, I say those people are stupid. This isn’t practice. It took me 2,214 licks to get to the center of a cherry tootsie pop.

Oh yeah and 3 months, 5 hours, 15 minutes and 36 seconds to complete this blog.

Black and White are not colors. Whoever said true friends don’t turn their backs on you, lied. Perfect things exist, we just can’t find them. A circle cannot be turned upside down with out a designated top and bottom.

I’ve never killed a person, but I’m going to write a book on how I would do it if I was ever to kill someone.

OJ did it.

When you die, you lost your chance to regret anything. I can ride my bike with no handlebars, but I can’t keep rhythm with no metronome. It’s not the great who are strong, its the strong who are great. Remember this, death awaits the overconfident. Maria Ozawa is simply a goddess.

My occupation is this: I am the Supreme Ex-New Mexican Ninja, Bird Catcher Lord of Shinigami Powers and Zanjutsu (LOSPAZ for short).

I have things to say about everything, if you don’t like it, shut your mouth and listen anyway, its possible you might learn something. I disproved part of the Zeitgeist Movie with the simple fact that Jesus was not born on December 25th. Chips Ahoy cookies are better than Oreos.

With time comes change, this is why we all die. I blame all my sorrows on myself, if I wasn’t here I would be happier. Don’t force yourself to be someone you aren’t, it just makes you look stupid. Its impossible to get rid of asymptotes, unless of course you blow them up with a nuclear bomb.

I voted for Barack Obama for president. OBAMA ’08 – ’12! Sarah Palin would have made one hell of a VPILF. Make short work of something long and drawn out by having someone else do it for you.

I raise my glass to sorrow, HERES TO SORROW! Don’t break promises, you just look like a total ass when you do. Being an overachiever is a great thing, but I prefer to procrastinate. Take into consideration both sides of the story before you decide to argue with me, because if you don’t I will tear you apart. If someone says to you “Do whatever it is necessary to show that one person how you really feel” does that mean its okay to kill if it is necessary to show that person how you feel? What I am is the sum of a thousand lies, what are you? This is how life is. Quit complaining and deal with it. If you don’t want to deal with it, kill yourself, no one will miss you. This isn’t rehearsal. This is it. Welcome to life. Life sucks, school blows, and I’m happy.

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